khob shartam ineke jegaro delo tah mondey nafasamo hatman ziynab bokhore fk konam ba inkar y 10 20 sali javon tar mishe pire baghiye aezamam ba tavafogh tarafeyn meyl konin

Mazash bade bow hanoz nareside

ok dadashi man hazeram ghazae lazizi besham vali ghabl az on chand ta shart daram?

Man az daste ramid piriye zodras gereftam

Salam dada kazem khubi? Mamnun ke behem sar zadi ba gozashte zaman tinate adamaye os askhartar mishe kheili gand budane khodeshun ro neshun dadan na alan chatesh be dard mikhore na bishtare pesaraye os adame dorost hesabi hastan ba to va chanta az pesaraye os dametun garm taghriban yek dast mundin

ﺩﯾﺪﯼ ﺍﯼﺩﻝ ﮐﻪﻏﻢﻋﺸﻖﺩﮔﺮﺑﺎﺭﭼﻪ ﮐﺮﺩ؟ﭼﻮﻥ ﺑﺸﺪﺩﻟﺒﺮ ﻭ ﺑﺎﯾﺎﺭ ﻭﻓﺎﺩﺍﺭﭼﻪ ﮐﺮﺩ؟ﺁﻩ ﺍﺯ ﺁﻥﻧﺮﮔﺲﺟﺎﺩﻭ ﮐﻪﭼﻪ ﺑﺎﺯﯼﺍﻧﮕﯿﺨﺖﺁﻩ ﺍﺯ ﺁﻥﻣﺴﺖ ﮐﻪﺑﺎ ﻣﺮﺩﻡﻫﺸﯿﺎﺭﭼﻪ ﮐﺮﺩﺍﺷﮏ ﻣﻦﺭﻧﮓﺷﻔﻖﯾﺎﻓﺖ ﺯﺑﯽﻣﻬﺮﯼﯾﺎﺭﻃﺎﻟﻊﺑﯽﺷﻔﻘﺖﺑﯿﻦ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺭﺍﯾﻦ ﮐﺎﺭﭼﻪ ﮐﺮﺩﺑﺮﻗﯽ ﺍﺯﻣﻨﺰﻝﻟﯿﻠﯽﺑﺪﺭﺧﺸﯿﺪﺳﺤﺮﻭﻩ ﮐﻪ ﺑﺎﺧﺮﻣﻦﻣﺠﻨﻮﻥﺩﻝﺍﻓﮕﺎﺭﭼﻪ ﮐﺮﺩﺳﺎﻗﯿﺎ!ﺟﺎﻡﻣِﯽﺍﻡﺩﻩ؛ ﮐﻪﻧﮕﺎﺭﻧﺪﻩﻏﯿﺐﻧﯿﺴﺖﻣﻌﻠﻮﻡ ﮐﻪﺩﺭ ﭘﺮﺩﻩﺍﺳﺮﺍﺭ ﭼﻪﮐﺮﺩﺁﻥ ﮐﻪﭘﺮﻧﻘﺶﺯﺩ ﺍﯾﻦﺩﺍﯾﺮﻩﻣﯿﻨﺎﯾﯽﮐﺲﻧﺪﺍﻧﺴﺖﮐﻪ ﺩﺭﮔﺮﺩﺵﭘﺮﮔﺎﺭ ﭼﻪﮐﺮﺩﻓﮑﺮﻋﺸﻖ،ﺁﺗﺶ ﻏﻢﺩﺭ ﺩﻝﺣﺎﻓﻆ ﺯﺩﻭﺳﻮﺧﺖﯾﺎﺭ ﺩﯾﺮﯾﻨﻪﺑﺒﯿﻨﯿﺪ ﮐﻪﺑﺎ ﯾﺎﺭ ﭼﻪﮐﺮﺩ

Hanoz arezo daram nemishe ye chand sale dg khod koshi konim?

are dada fkre khobiy yadam bashe be 1 nafar begam! khod koshi onam be raveshe samoraiy haragri!! Vali man ta 1 yo nakosham in karo nemikonam

U dg na man pir nistam

Salaaaaaaaam khobi dadash? kojai bow fk kardam kodai nakarde ye balai be saret omade

Dadash kojai

ﺑﺒﺨﺸﯿﺪﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﺍﻭﻟﯽ: ﺑﺒﺨﺸﯿﺪ ﺑﺎ ﺣﺮﻑ ﻫﺎﯾﻢ ﺳﺮ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭﺩﺁﻭﺭﺩﻡ.ﺩﻭﻣﯽ: ﻧﻪ ﺍﺧﺘﯿﺎﺭ ﺩﺍﺭﯾﺪ، ﻣﻦ ﺣﻮﺍﺳﻢ ﺟﺎﯼﺩﯾﮕﺮﯼ ﺑﻮﺩ!ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﺑﻪ ﻏﻀﻨﻔﺮ ﻣﻴﮕﻦ: ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻱ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﺕ ﺑﻤﻴﺮﻩﺍﺭﺛﺶ ﺑﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺑﺮﺳﻪ؟ﻣﻴﮕﻪ: ﻧﻪ، ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺑﮑﺸﻨﺶ ﺗﺎ ﺩﻳﻪ ﻫﻢﺑﮕﻴﺮﻡ!ﺩﮔﺮﮔﻮﻧﻲﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﺍﺯ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﻣﻲ ﭘﺮﺳﻦ "ﺩﮔﺮﮔﻮﻧﻲ" ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﭼﻲ؟ﻣﻴﮕﻪ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﺍﻳﻦ ﮔﻮﻧﻲ ﻧﻪ ، ﻳﮏ ﮔﻮﻧﻲ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ!ﺟﻤﻠﻪ ﺑﺴﺎﺯ!ﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﺑﻪ ﯾﮑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻦ ﺑﺎ ﻣﺨﺎﺑﺮﺍﺕ ﺟﻤﻠﻪ ﺑﺴﺎﺯ!ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ﻣﺨﺎ ﺑﺮﺍﺕ ﺑﺮﻗﺼﻢ!ﭘﻮﺳﺘﺮﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﺗﻮ ﯾﻪ ﮐﺘﺎﺑﻔﺮﻭﺷﯽ .… ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ﻭﻭﻟﮏﭘﻮﺳﺘﺮ ﻣﻮ ﺭﻭ ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ؟ ﮐﺘﺎﺑﻔﺮﻭﺵ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ﻧﻪ!ﻃﺮﻑ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻪ: ﻭﯼ ﯼ ﯼ ﺗﻮ ﻫﻢ ﺗﻤﻮﻡﮐﺮﺩﯼ !؟ﮐﺎﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﮔﺬﺷﺘﻪﺭﻭﺯﯼ ﻋﻘﺎﺑﯽ ﺧﺴﺘﻪ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﭘﺮﻭﺍﺯ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩ ﮐﻪﻧﺎﮔﻬﺎﻥ ﮔﻨﺠﺸﮑﯽ ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﻃﺮﻓﺶ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ﮐﺎﮐﺎﻭﺳﻌﺖ ﭘﺮ ﺭﻭ ﺣﺎﻝ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯽ؟ ﻋﻘﺎﺑﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ﺑﺮﻭﺣﻮﺻﻠﺘﻮ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻡ! ﮔﻨﺠﺸﮑﻪ ﺑﺎﺯﻡ ﭘﯿﻠﻪ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ﮐﺎ ﻭﺳﻌﺖ ﺑﺎﻟﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺣﺎﻝ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯽ؟ ﻋﻘﺎﺑﻪﺑﺎﺯﻡ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ﺑﺮﻭﺣﻮﺻﻠﺖ ﻭ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻡ ﻭ ﮔﺮﻧﻪ ﻣﯿﺎﻡﯾﻪ ﮐﺎﺭﯼ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻢ ﭘﺮﺍﺕ ﺑﺮﯾﺰﻩ! ﮔﻨﺠﺸﮑﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ:ﻣﺮﺩﯼ ﺑﯿﺎ! ﻋﻘﺎﺑﻪ ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﻃﺮﻑ ﮔﻨﺠﺸﮑﻪ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻪﭘﺮﺍﺷﻮ ﻣﯿﺮﻭﺯﻧﻪ ﮔﻨﺠﺸﮑﻪ ﺩﺭ ﺣﺎﻝ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﺍﻥﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﮐﺎ ﻫﯿﮑﻞ ﻭ ﺣﺎﻝ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯽ!ﻗﻔﻞ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻨﺶ ﻗﻔﻞ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ.ﺑﻨﺪﻩ ﺧﺪﺍ ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﯿﮕﺮﺩﻩ ﺩﻭﺳﺎﻋﺖ ﺳﻪ ﺳﺎﻋﺖﺑﻌﺪ ﯾﮏ ﻗﻔﻞ ﺳﺎﺯ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﻪ ﻣﯿﺎﺭﻩ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺑﻪﺯﻥ ﻭ ﺑﭽﺶ ﺑﺎ ﮐﻤﺎﻝ ﺷﺮﻣﻨﺪﮔﯽ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ:ﺗﺎ ﻣﻦﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﻭ ﺑﺮﮔﺸﺘﻢ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﺣﻮﺻﻠﺘﻮﻥ ﮐﻪﺳﺮ ﻧﺮﻓﺖ؟ﻧﺎﺭﺍﺣﺘﯽﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﮐﺴﯽ ﻧﺎﺭﺍﺣﺘﺖ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﻪ 42 ﺗﺎ ﻣﺎﻫﯿﭽﻪﺍﺳﺘﻔﺎﺩﻩ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ ﺗﺎ ﺍﺧﻢ ﮐﻨﯽ! ﺍﻣﺎ ﻓﻘﻂ 4 ﺗﺎﻣﺎﻫﯿﭽﻪ ﻻﺯﻣﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﺖ ﺭﻭ ﺩﺭﺍﺯ ﮐﻨﯽ ﻭ ﺑﺰﻧﯽﭘﺲ ﮐﻠﺶ!ﻧﺨﺴﺖ ﻭﺯﯾﺮﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﺍﺯ ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﻣﯽ ﭘﺮﺳﻦ ﻧﺨﺴﺖ ﻭﺯﯾﺮ ﺑﻪ ﺍﻧﮕﻠﯿﺴﯽﭼﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺷﻪ؟ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻪ :!!! First And Underﺟﺸﻨﻮﺍﺭﻩﻟﻄﯿﻔﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﮐﻮﺗﺎﻩﺟﺸﻨﻮﺍﺭﻩ ﻓﻴﻠﻤﻬﺎﻱ ﺍﻳﺮﺍﻧﺴﻞ: ﻣﻦ ﺗﺮﺍﻧﻪ ﺩﻳﮕﻪﺷﺎﺭﮊ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻡ، ﺩﺭ ﺟﺴﺘﺠﻮﻱ ﺁﻧﺘﻦ، ﭼﻨﺪ ﻣﻴﮕﻴﺮﻱﺍﺱ.ﺍﻡ.ﺍﺱ ﻧﺪﻱ؟؛ ﺷﺒﺎ ﺁﻧﺘﻦ ﻧﻤﻴﺪﻩ ﺁﻳﺪ

Lazem nist baram mani koni!faghat nazareto bego

Slm.dadashi to profilam ye matne sade neveshtam bebinam mitoni mani koni?

Fkre badiyam nista

Dadash yeki to nim gir dade ke dostesh besham khodish besh goftam ta daman naposhe va ba daman nayad vasate mardom man dostesh nemisham

Mage nake delet vasash misoze

Ok. Bah bah

On gorbe nist,shire sage hamsayamon azash mitarse

Man az gorbeha badam miyad,chon hame az bacheg gorbe sedam mizadan