Bheja na h0ta to mard shadi ke baad ganja na h0ta

Kyunki hum bina dimag wali nahi h0te tum l0go ki tarah

ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte, kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare, jinko pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte........

Mein mast laddu tu suna

G0od m0rning chilke

raja kooh rani say pyaar hooh gayah

Bol to aise raha hai jaise tu gadh0 ko rikshaw me bitha ke sair karwata hai waah lage rah0 champaklaal

Duniya me sabse jayda gali raja he sunta hai

Tera naam joker

Raja ko gali dena koun si badi baat hai

Meri behen ne kya gali di bata us se double mein dungi

Chal fir mere sath

Are daru pikar so ja tu paka mat aag likha tha aaj nahi

Piche mud ek laat maar ke uda deti hun teko

Tujhe t0p me daal ke uda dun tu garam ho jayega

Kud ja aag me kahe to mein dhakel dun kya

Wahi to langur kya jane angur ka swad waise v lang0or khud ko hands0me samajhta hai

Are gadhe mein na girungi tens mat le ulta tu mar jayega

Mujhe aur pagal karega to sabse pehle kabristan v tu he jayega

Apni shakal dekh g0ber kahin ka maal kya maal ki khaal v na milegi tujhe