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•.¸☆♥Sgnboard Education
Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"
?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "
?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."
?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
Now pay my fees ♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥──►(•‿•) ★
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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings1 Money can't buy happiness
but... its more comfortable to cry ina BMW than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy
but... remember that bastard's name3. Help a person when they are in trouble
and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again..
4. Many people are alive only
because... its illegal to shoot them5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem
but... neither does juice6. Smoking kills
but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...
Think again.. Be wise..──►(•‿•) ★
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♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..
We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year
We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.
Lets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
Dear FriendIn The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,
Irritated You,
And Annoyed You;
I Just Want To Tell You That...
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I Plan To Continue
I wish that n't a single tear tricklesdown your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.
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Few observations 
1) Silence is sometimes
the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.
2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean
a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.
3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted,
maybe he is too nervous to share himself.
4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday,
sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.
5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap,
it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.
6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it,
sometimes each song has a personal memory associated.
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Isn't it ??
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“I love the silent hour of night,
For blissful dreams may then arise,
Revealing to my charmed sight
What may not bless my waking eyes.”
Whoever u may be,
Wherever life leads u,
U r always
a Mom’s child,
a Dad’s dream,
a Family’s future,
a Friend’s heart &
Someone’s life!
Be d best of it..
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Nothing comes out as easy as it is understood
Some of the plans may not work out as good
Life may threaten at every turn
No distinct possibility may be seen for its peaceful return..
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I love Life and Life loves me
Life and I play beneath the midnight sun
Life and I play beneath the morning moon
Life brings me soup when I am ill
Life kisses me good night and greets me with a smile,
Life is every where
It is in you now and forever
it shall stay
Life is the wind blowing sideways
Life is the winter and the summer
I am Life You are Life We are Life...
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An interview with God...
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Man: What surprises you most
about human kind?
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God: That they get bored with
childhood, they rush to grow up,
and then long to be children
again.
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That they lose their health
to make money, and then lose
their money to restore their
health.
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That by thinking
anxiously about the future, they
forget the present, such that
they live in neither the present,
nor the future.
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They live as if they will never die
and die as though they had
never lived.
So...be happy with wat you have
&
wat you are
GOOD NIGHT☻/
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..zzzZZZZZzzz..
Caution i just copied ..
its not Invented by me
Type of GirlsHard Disk Girls
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls
Difficult to access
Server Girls
Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls
She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls
Also known as "WIFI"
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentenceS=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
...So always keep smiling...(¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯)
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LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE
iN SomE onE HandS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥
BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG
SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd,
♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥
(¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯)
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♡DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..
1st message- lets break up now, its all over..
2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...
Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls collage.
Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.
:A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp
Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have
(Now Read in reverse)....
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♡❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤NICE SAYING ABOUT LIFE:..
'sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,,
It iS A SeAsOn tHaT CoMeS AnD GoEs,,
sOmEtImEs yOu LauGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
ThErE Is sOmE OpPrEsSiOn oF LiViNg,,
tHeRe aRe sOmE TrAdItIoNs oF ThIs wOrLd,,
ThErE ArE SoMe dAyS Of LOsInG AnD GaInInG,,
tHeRe aRe sOmE PrOmIsEs, ThErE ArE SoMe vOwS,,
tHeRe iS SoMe rEstLesSnEsS At eVeRy mOmEnT,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,,
iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,,
sOmEoNe iS SLeePiNg uNdEr a sCaRf,,
SoMeOnE Is tHiRsTiNg tO SeCuRe tHeIr hEaRt,,
SoMeWhErE ThE ShInE Of dIsApPoInTmEnT HaS BlOoMeD,,
sOmEwHeRe LovE AnD LoVe aLoNe iS RaInInG,,
sOmEtImEs tHeRe iS PaIn, SoMeTiMeS ThErE Is a cUrE,,
LifE Is sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
mEmOrIeS Of mOmEnTs gOnE AwAy,,
ToRtUrE Me aLL tHe tImE,,
BeCoMiNg a sHaDoW, tHeY CoMe,, BeCoMiNg a sHaDoW, tHeY Go,,
tHeRe iS A WoRlD Of LonELinEsS,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn..
iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,,
SoMeTiMeS YoU LaUgH, sOmEtImEs yOu cRy,,
LiFf Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn..!'
WiShInG Ur CoLouRfuL LiFe❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤~•~•‿•
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We Are Often Let Down
By The Most Trusted
Person & Loved By The
Most Unexpected Ones …
Some Make Us Cry For
Things That We Haven’t
Done, While Some Other
Ignore All Our Faults Just
To See Our Smile …
Some Leave Us When We
Need Them The Most & Some
Stick Around To Us Even When
We Ask Them To Leave …
World Is A Mixture Of Such People …
We Just Need To
Know, Which Hand To Shake
& Which Hand To Hold … !!!
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We are Human.
We are not Perfect.
We are Alive.
We try Things.
We make Mistakes.
We Stumble.
We fall.
We get Hurt.
We rise Again.
We try Again.
We keep Learning.
We keep Growing.
And....
We are thankful for
this priceless opportunity
called LifeDeath is not the
biggest fear we have;
Our biggest fear is taking
the risk to be alive
The risk to be alive and
express what we really areWe Are Born Without Anything
But We Die With Our Name...
So
That Name Must
Not Be A Word only,
It Must Be A
History....
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•╰╰╮╮•Love makes your friend a little dearer.
Joy makes our heart a little lighter.
Faith makes our path a little clearer.
Hope make our lives a little brighter.
Peace bring us all a little nearer.
Friends will come and go
and touch your life along the way
but only a true friend will touch your heart.
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes.
Because for those who love with heart
and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Give a little, warm someone's soul,
tomorrow you may need
someone to wipe away those tears.
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“LAUGH, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired.
SMILE, even when you're trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision.
SING, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy.
TRUST, even when your heart begs you not to.
TWIRL, even when your mind makes no sense of what you see.
FROLICK,even when you are made fun of.
KISS,even when others are watching.
RUN,even when it feels like you can't run any more.
SLEEP,even when you're afraid of what the dreams might bring.
And, always,we should remember, even when the memories pinch our heart,
And without our experience---we are an empty page, a blank notebook, a missing lyric.
Because the pain of all our experience is what makes us the person we are now.
Whenever you are wrong,Always admit it,
Whenever you are right,just keep quiet.
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*☆,★*”*★,English is a crazy language
LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.
Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can,★*”*★,☆*
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☆☆╰♡╮Friendship isn't about whom you have known
the longest it's about who came,
and never left your side.
Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you,
no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side.
A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and
whether they agree with you or not,
they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down,
even when it is least convenient for them to do so
Never take having friends like these for granted,
because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these,
who will come into your life and no matter what happens,
will never leave your side.
Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them
the way that you would like to be treated.
Be there for them, not only when they need it,
but also when things are great as well,
because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody.
Real friends are always going to be there by your side,
even at times when you tell them to leave.
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...Think before you complain about…
Today before you think of saying an unkind word –
Think of someone who can’t speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food –
Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your friends –
Think of someone ho’s crying out for a companion.
Today before you complain about life –
Think of someone who went too early to heaven/hell.
Before you argue about your dirty house,
someone didn’t clean or sweep –
Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive –
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job –
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another –
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down –
PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND
BE HAPPY YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
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•❤•8 BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES…
1) stay away from anger… It hurts…Only You!
2) If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
and if you are wrong then you don’t have any right to get angry.
3) Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence
and Patience with GOD is faith.
4) Never think hard about the PAST, It brings tears…
Don’t think more about the FUTURE, It brings fears…
Live this moment with a smile, It brings cheers.
5) Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
6) Beautiful things are not always good but
good things are always beautiful.
7)Happiness keeps you sweet so try and
be as happy from within as possible.
8)God has send us all in pairs…someone …somewhere is made for u…
so wait for the right time n right moment..
good night•❤•
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◄♥☺❤☻Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.
Why do we let the silliest things get to us?
Why do we continue to let our smiles disappear for the silliest of reasons?
In life our most valuable asset is our time,
because our time is something we can never get back.
Many times we choose to treat this valuable resource as street litter,
or waste, instead of valuing each minute we spend,
and trying to live as happily as possible along the way.
During the hard times, during the pain,
stay humble, stay confident, stay polished,
stay joyous. Stay smiling....
Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.
Look
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