A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.
Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I onlyspeak English
Professor: Ok! good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity ofthe combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o, how much fuel you wan buy?

If you want to judge me, begin from this perspective; that am just as imperfect as youare. I'll rather be a fool being my real self than to embrace falsehood. Am your friend ifyou can detect the slighted wrong I do and make me feel sorry about it. I hate arrogance. The rich who cannot help the poor is poorer than the poor themselves. I weig h compassion and philanthropy when there's little or nothing. If you can't share the little you have, am not sure you can give away freely when you are in abundance. Even if I lack knowledge and wisdom, there are these things that can't excape my understanding even to the day I'm lowered to my grave: there is a full and sure existance of God Almighty, Jesus Christ is the Son of God. And Miracles happen.