Good night friends

happy diwali to all my friends.

ωнєη му нαη∂ѕ ¢αηησт
яєα¢н ѕρє¢ιαℓ ρєσρℓє ℓιкє
уσυ,ι тσυ¢н тнєм ωιтн му
ρяαуєяѕ,
мαу уσυя ℓιƒє ιѕ ƒιℓℓє∂ ωιтн
ℓσνє,ѕтяєηgтн,ρєα¢є αη∂
вℓєѕѕιηg αℓℓ тнє тιмє..
нανє α ℓσνєℓу ∂αу кєєρ
ѕαƒє αℓωαуѕ

ωнєη му нαη∂ѕ ¢αηησт
яєα¢н ѕρє¢ιαℓ ρєσρℓє ℓιкє
уσυ,ι тσυ¢н тнєм ωιтн му
ρяαуєяѕ,
мαу уσυя ℓιƒє ιѕ ƒιℓℓє∂ ωιтн
ℓσνє,ѕтяєηgтн,ρєα¢є αη∂
вℓєѕѕιηg αℓℓ тнє тιмє..
нανє α ℓσνєℓу ∂αу кєєρ
ѕαƒє αℓωαуѕ

єαяℓу тнιѕ мσяηιηg gσ∂
gανє мє 3 вαѕкєтѕ σƒ
ƒяυιтѕ..
ℓσνє + нαρριηєѕѕ + ρєα¢є σƒ
мιη∂
нє тσℓ∂ мє тσ ѕнαяє тнєм
ωιтн ρєσρℓє ωнσ ιѕ ∂єαя тσ
мє ѕσ ι αм ѕнαяιηg αℓℓ ωιтн
уσυ..

Gοοδ мοπηιηg...
нανε α gπεατ sυηδαу...
τακε ςαπε..

ℓιƒє нαѕ ησ яєωιη∂ѕ αη∂
ƒσяωαя∂ѕ,ιт υηƒσℓ∂ѕ ιтѕєℓƒ
αт ιтѕ σωη ρα¢є..ѕσ ηєνєя
мιѕѕ α ¢нαη¢є тσ ℓινє тσ∂αу
тσ мαкє α вєαυтιƒυℓ ѕтσяу
ƒσя тσмσяяσω..
нανє α ηι¢є ∂αу.. кєєρ
ѕαƒє

Happy Dushehra to all my
frnds

Kuch Tera Shauq Kuch Teri
Hasrat
Aur Rakkha Hi kya Hai Ab HuM
Mein

Ladka Agar Kisi Ladki Ko
Propose Kare\
To Ladki Ke 5 Jawab Ho
Sakte Hai
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main Apko Sirf Dost
Smajhti Hu
4. I M Engaged
5. I Love Someone
Else… ;)
Aur Agar Ladki Kisi
Ladke Ko Propose Kare
To Ladke Ke 5 Jawab Ye
Ho Sakte Hai .. :O
1. Haa
2. Yes .
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2 .
Moral: Ladko Ka Dil, Dil
Nahi Dariya Hota Ha

Gehri thi raat, lakin hum
khoye nahi,
Dard bahoot tha dil mein,
lakin hum roye nahi,
Koi nahi hamara jo puche
humse,
Jag rahe ho kisi ke liye, ya
kisi ke liye soye hi nah

Dilon Say Khelna Ka Hunar
Hamain Aata Nahin,
Isi Liyay Ishq Ki Baazi Hum
Haar Gayai,
Meri Zindagi Se Shayad Unhe
Bohot Pyar Tha,
IsiLiye Mujhe Zinda Hi Maar
Gayai….

Dilon Say Khelna Ka Hunar
Hamain Aata Nahin,
Isi Liyay Ishq Ki Baazi Hum
Haar Gayai,
Meri Zindagi Se Shayad Unhe
Bohot Pyar Tha,
IsiLiye Mujhe Zinda Hi Maar
Gayai….

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai. Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k
Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay. Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli.. Madam -ok , to sunao.. Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz….. Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple Banta – ok madam…. A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple L for lena padhega tumko apple M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple P for peth bhar khaao apple Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple R for roz agar khaao tum apple S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple V for very tasty hai yeh apple W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!” Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!” Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.” Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

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