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nir794 9 years ago
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A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.:mad:
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”:rofl:
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”:hee:
Boy-and-girl-kissing........:adore:
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”:rofl:
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”:(
Math is hard wheN yoU caught:p:hee::rofl:
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Son – I want a
baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk
over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a
surprise?:p:hee::rofl:
A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
oH God she Divided It 2 pices:mad:
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!:(:p:p
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Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.:hee::rofl:
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.:tappingfoot:
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:dance:Hpy we'nd Ahead:rofl:
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