OwnSkin

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! :rofl:Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl: [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” :hee::p:hee: Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst:mad: Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell:hmm::hot::@ :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life…. :D[img]http://i2.tagstat.com/image07/c/8ae0/00ih055z8Hw.jpg[/img]:smile:[img]http://i4.tagstat.com/image07/8/c06c/00np0526c1I.gif[/img]:) [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :smile:SMILING EVENING:D ♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! [/b][/size][/color]