OwnSkin

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ :hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#2746ff][size=18] :rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. [/b][/size][/color][color=#b1acef][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :rofl:SMILE:rofl: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:YAWN:rofl: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. [/b][/size][/color][color=#ffc602][size=18] :rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl: The name men give to their mistakes. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. [/b][/size][/color][color=#d8d3bc][size=18] :rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:BOSS:rofl: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DOCTOR:rofl: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]