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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :o'SERVANT's ASS WON'.:mad: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :hee:"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :mad:The king fainted.:hmm: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10. Next day paper read:[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :spin:"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] This was too much,:hot: KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it to the jungle. The next Headlines: [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl: [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :(The king died next day!:( [/b][/size][/color][color=#cccc00][size=18] (●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃) [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :p:pKeep [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/88/a3e888443ea7c8cf989dc886e2946a8b.jpg[/img] Smling:hee::rofl: ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] --(●̮̮̃•̃)☆:heart:☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] If all the humans start respecting Mother hope their will be peace on earth. Stop all dirty acts of Religion. Adopt respecting Mother Religion. Mother will teach us to serve... [b][color=#c20000][size=18] So, request all dirty minded Religious Idiots:hmm: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] to love the real Religion that is Mother’s love...:) [img]http://s11.postimage.org/da3x8fj0f/tumblr_mjkjq9vfys1qg90uno1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://s9.postimage.org/6potu3ucr/tumblr_mjizrpo9_Dk1qj4rzvo1_1280.jpg[/img] [img]http://s2.postimage.org/ho8cvb0np/tumblr_mjg7jh9lc_F1qbgnguo1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://s12.postimage.org/wruwdhyrt/tumblr_mjetovn_Cn_G1s0tyxmo1_500.jpg[/img] happy night...keep smiling. [img]http://s24.postimage.org/75lx1b95t/tumblr_mjogr0_Nn_Ak1s1grv7o1_500.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] --(●̮̮̃•̃)☆:heart:☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] **(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥:heart:♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** [/color][color=#08e2f0] An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." :shy2:I hope its not confusing:rofl: [img]http://s17.postimage.org/70jcxp4fv/81606buddybuddy14927mj8yp6.jpg[/img] [/color][color=#c20000] ♥(●̮̮̃•̃)The Images of Mother (●̮̮̃•̃)♥ [/color][color=#00aa00] 4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF A! GE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. 16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date! 25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it. [/color][color=#c20000] [img]http://s24.postimage.org/thx1ghilt/thakful.jpg[/img] ,*”*,*”*,Beauty of a Woman,*”*,*”*, [/color][color=#aa00aa] The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows. ♥The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows♥ [img]http://s3.postimage.org/vkhjxix0j/old_couple_in_love.jpg[/img] [/color][color=#c20000] **(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥:heart:♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** [/

xnirx 12 years ago
[size=18] [color=#c20000] ╰♡╮╰★╮.:heart:.╰★╮╰♡╮[/color] [img]http://i4.tagstat.com/image04/b/1416/006S052yNgm.jpg[/img] [color=#00aa00]:hee:A fool may be known by six things:hee:[/color] [color=#0000aa]:hot:anger without cause:hot:[/color] [color=#705b31]:Lspeech without profit:L[/color] [color=#c20000]:pchange without progress:shit:[/color] [color=#cccc00]:mad:enquiry without object:mad:[/color] [color=#d09537]:love: putting trust in a stranger:love:[/color] [color=#c20000]:spin:mistaking foes for friends:spin:[/color] [color=#08e2f0]:p:hee::o DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES:o:p:hee:[/color] [color=#a0e289]:PA negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity:P[/color] [color=#2746ff]:)A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty:)[/color] [color=#aa00aa]:thumb:Wish u an optimistic life:thumb:[/color] [color=#00aa00]♥GOOD NIGHT♥[/color] [img]http://decwedding.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/WeddingCandles.jpg[/img] [color=#c20000]╰♡╮╰★╮.:heart:.╰★╮╰♡╮ [/color] [/size]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥:sun:♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] [img]http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y519/jolly_si/f9a7c2072c1102dd5bef074c88a8d7bb_zps3b21e501.jpg[/img] Moon and sun Booth are lovers Love everyday For day and night Sun was very hot Moon was very cold But booth are loving What... Moon and sun booth are lovers? Long long Years... Moon and sun loving... day by day making night and day... its nature But runding the earth help of moon and sun love... is it is love.... ? [img]http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a608/Kashmirtourism/Morning_zps25c56e98.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Morning Is A Wonderful Opportunity To Wish, To Love, To Care, To Smile And To See You In Good Mood:) [img]http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q500/Jerry_Carswell/goodda_zpsb4681aaa.gif[/img] [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day :rofl:…Good Day…:dance2: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥:sun:♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰❤╮☆:rofl:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!:$:rofl: [img]http://on1.picsrc.net/images/ytibu/4cc85e4848096bbd018b4de72081c15c.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :pTeacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”:p [img]http://www.myrecados.com/Imagens/Engracadas/images/f8.gif[/img] [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!:hee: [img]http://im32.gulfup.com/vcL2g.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee::shh: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :smile:SMILE:smile: Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy :smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] :shy2:good night:sleeping: :hee: [img]http://i3.tagstat.com/image07/d/b040/004i054Pr10.gif[/img]:rofl: ╰❤╮☆:hee:☆╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color]