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xnirx 13 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] my some frns(boys):hee: are continuously blaming me:$ dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends):,( but you know, its not true:mad: so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys):hee::rofl: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures? [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :thumb:Your last name stays put.:) :thumb:The garage is all yours.:hee: :thumb:Wedding plans take care of themselves.:rofl: :thumb:Chocolate is just another snack.:spin: :thumb:BUT you can never be pregnant.:rofl: :thumb:You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.:hee: :thumb:Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.:P :thumb:The world is your urinal.:p :thumb:Same work, more pay.:money: :thumb: People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.:$ [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :thumb:New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.:rofl: :thumb: Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.:spin: :thumb:You know stuff about tanks.:hee: :thumb:A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.:P :thumb:You can open all your own jars.:rofl: :thumb:If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.:spin: :thumb:You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.:hee: :thumb: One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.:smile: :thumb:You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.:P :thumb:You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.:spin: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] :thumb:No wonder men are happier.:thumb: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :rofl::shy2: Lastly a small bad news:shy2::rofl: :rofl:women can handle you easily to their own strange way:rofl: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---♡(＾◡＾) [img]http://www.FinalSmS.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Hold-my-hand.jpg[/img](＾◡＾)♡--- [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 13 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ═╰♡╮╰★╮.:heart:.╰♡╮╰★╮═ [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Take Love and Loyalty, mix thoroughly with Faith blend with Tenderness , Forgiveness, and Understanding. Add Hope , Friendship and abundant Laughter:smile: Top freely with Smiles and Consideration for others . Bake with Smooth Moon Light , serve daily in Generous Helping...:thumb: ★* *★[img]http://im14.gulfup.com/qDU51.gif[/img]★* *★ [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] Real affection is when after a fight u decide not to talk & still u check your mobile for a message or a missed call! that’s the innocence of true relationship…….:) ★* *★[img]http://im26.gulfup.com/244n1.jpg[/img]★* *★ [b][color=#c20000][size=18] :note:GOOD NIGHT:sleeping: ═╰❤╮ ƸӜƷ ๑:heart:๑ ƸӜƷ ╰❤╮═ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 13 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---╰♡╮:heart::heart:╰♡╮--- What a Kiss means.. :hee::rofl: [/b][/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] actually read the whole thing cause its nice!:shy2: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] + Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready + Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever + Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything + Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends + Kiss on the Hand = I adore you + Kiss on the Neck = We belong together + Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you + Kiss on the Lips = I love you [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] What the gesture means… [/b][/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] + Holding Hands = We definitely love each other + Slap on the Butt = That’s mine + Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go + Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you + Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me + Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go +Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] –ADVICE!– [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] + Dont ask for a kiss, take one.:tappingfoot::rofl: [img]http://i.myniceprofile.com/831/83171.gif[/img][img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/2246.jpg[/img][img]http://i.myniceprofile.com/538/53868.gif[/img] :p:shy2::rofl::$:hee: [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love...:hee::P [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] GOOD NYT:note: ---╰♡╮:heart::heart:╰♡╮--- hello bro:) hope u doing wel:) [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 13 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮ [/b][/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss; That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/fathers-day/fathers-day-18.jpg[/img]:heart: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him; That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/719.jpg[/img]:heart: [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake; That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/mothers-day/mothers-day-7.jpg[/img]:heart: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road; That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.99galleries.com/photo/2883.jpg[/img]:heart: [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time; That’s LOVE… [img]http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/sisters/sister-4.jpg[/img]:heart: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city… [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i478384_yamata-no-orochi-quotes-edium.jpg[/img]:heart: [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] LOVE is all around us...[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i478388_yamata-no-orochi-medium.jpg[/img]:heart: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] LOVE is actually how much we 'CARE' [img]http://img.dolaza.com/2/couples/couples2.gif[/img] EACH OTHER...:adore: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] :note:GUT EVENING:note: ╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 13 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- A famous inspirational speaker said: [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: “she was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! :hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Awesome-Couple.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_17.jpg[/img]:rofl: :hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/I-cant-see-you-be-ruined.jpg[/img]:p[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/sport/judo-karate/funny_judo_karate_picture_11.jpg[/img]:hee::spin: :o[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_14.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_11.jpg[/img]:$ :hee::rofl::hee::p:rofl::hee::rofl::hee: :hee: don’t copy if u can’t paste:hee: [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] Many wars have been avoided With the little spread of message loaded Smile plays miracle when air is hot The result is shown without war being fought. [img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley113.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley30.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley34.gif[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] -----GOOD EVENING----- ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- [/b][/size][/color]

mercyboldeng 13 years ago
Hello, my name is mercy, i am single and never married. i came across your profile today and became interested in you. i will like us to know much better if you dont mind, please i will wait for your reply at my private mail box (mercyboldeng@yahoo.com) so that i can send you my picture and more about my selve. waiting to hear from you, Mercy... my private mail box (mercyboldeng@yahoo.com) Reply

zina87 13 years ago
[img]http://www.seninsayfan.net/ext/resim/avatarimza/10/ekart-avatar2%20(11).jpg[/img] [color=#ef9898]My wishes are silent but true,[/color] [color=#705b31]♥[/color] [color=#ef9898]♥[/color] [color=#705b31]Everywhere they will follow you…[/color] [color=#705b31]♥[/color] [color=#ef9898]♥[/color] [color=#ef9898]Luck is yours,Wishes are mine…[/color] [color=#705b31]♥[/color] [color=#ef9898]♥[/color] [color=#705b31]I wish your present & future always shine…[/color] [color=#ef9898]g♥♥∂ [/color] [color=#705b31]εvεηιηg[/color] [color=#705b31]♥[/color] [color=#ef9898]♥[/color] [img]http://www.seninsayfan.net/ext/kgif/4/hareketli_gifler%20(72).jpg[/img]

xnirx 13 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!! :hee:[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470289_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-15.jpg[/img]:rofl: 90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!! :hee:[img]http://www.desicomments.com/funnypics/funnydog75.jpg[/img]:hee: Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!".. :spin: :hee:[img]http://friends18.com/img/baby-pictures/0430.jpg[/img]:spin: After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470290_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-17.jpg[/img]:rofl:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Your-Wife-Wana-Kill-You.jpg[/img] Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age :D [img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley65.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_2.jpeg[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_3.gif[/img] Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting:,( this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl: :p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p love yu bro:heart: [/b][/size][/co