shaa0007 13 years ago If someone comes into your life and
becomes a part of you..
But for some reason she couldn't stay..
Don't cry too much...
Just be glad that your paths crossed
and somehow she made you happy Even for a while........
shaa0007 13 years ago A student failed law & decided to make
a deal with professor
Student: sir, do u know
everythingabout law?
Prof: yes
Student; if you can answer this question,i will accept my final marks, if
you can't, you have to give me 'A"
professor agreed
The boy asked, 'what is legal but not
logical, logical but not legal & neither
legal nor logical? The prof thought about it for hours &
pondered... But no answer. He had to
finally give up as he really did not
know. He gavethe boy his 'A' The
following day, professor asked same
Question tohis students. He was shocked when all of them
raised their hands.
He asked one student the same
question. He answered: sir, you're65,
married to 28 year old, this is legal but
not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23
year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife's boyfriend has failed his
exam & yet you have given him an 'A'
It's neither logical nor legal!
The professor collapsed!
shaa0007 13 years ago hey idiot dnt like my paste:@
Theeban21 13 years ago hi, hppy diwali anusmile...
shaa0007 13 years ago Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
.
.
Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love
U" .
Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
.
Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up.... :P Old h but true b h....:D.... boys n beers r
in relationship since da tym wen grls
got committed wd chocolates...;P
Hehehe..:D
good mrg fanss....................._______________
shaa0007 13 years ago Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
.
.
Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love
U" .
Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
.
Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up.... :P Old h but true b h....:D.... boys n beers r
in relationship since da tym wen grls
got committed wd chocolates...;P
Hehehe..:D
good mrg fanss....................._______________
shaa0007 13 years ago MUST READ THIS
One day, a young guy and a
young girl fell in love.
But the guy came from a poor
family. The girl’s parents weren’t
too happy. So the young man decided not
only to court the girl but to court
her parents as well. In time, the
parents saw that he was a good
man and was worthy of their
daughter’s hand. But there was another problem:
The man was a soldier. Soon, war
broke out and he was being sent
overseas for a year. The week
before he left, the man knelt on
his knee and asked his lady love, “Will you marry me?” She wiped
a tear, said yes, and they were
engaged. They agreed that when
he got back in one year, they
would get married.
But tragedy struck. A few days after he left, the girl had a major
vehicular accident. It was a head-
on collision.
When she woke up in the
hospital, she saw her father and
mother crying. Immediately, she knew there was something
wrong.
She later found out that she
suffered brain injury. The part of
her brain that controlled her face
muscles was damaged. Her once lovely face was now disfigured.
She cried as she saw herself in
the mirror. “Yesterday, I was
beautiful. Today, I’m a monster.”
Her body was also covered with
so many ugly wounds. Right there and then, she
decided to release her fiancé
from their promise. She knew he
wouldn’t want her anymore. She
would forget about him and
never see him again. For one year, the soldier wrote
many letters—but she wouldn’t
answer. He phoned her many
times but she wouldn’t return
her calls.
But after one year, the mother walked into her room and
announced, “He’s back from the
war.”
The girl shouted, “No! Please
don’t tell him about me. Don’t tell
him I’m here!” The mother said, “He’s getting
married,” and handed her a
wedding invitation.
The girl’s heart sank. She knew
she still loved him—but she had
to forget him now. With great sadness, she opened
the wedding invitation.
And then she saw her name on
it!
Confused, she asked, “What is
this?” That was when the young man
entered her
shaa0007 13 years ago 5 facts about You !!
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You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You
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1. Ur so lazy u didn't read all the
You's,
. . 2. U didn't notice i put a Yoo,
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3. Ur now looking to find out,
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4. Ur laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo
& u hav been tricked !! :D_________________
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