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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ☆*:rofl:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] I am the best, & I can prove it:$:hee: I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . . I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. .. and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ... :hee:I am the best:dance2: [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee::hee: [img]http://uppix.com/f-Funny450e91bc30011c76f.gif[/img] :p:p [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/5678abd92631ecef0162fc7e05164ad3.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc3/02/223339/2233391.jpg[/img] :hee::hee: [img]http://i5.tagstat.com/image07/d/a33a/00zq055jqcW.gif[/img] :p:p :$Qualities a friend must have:$ :love:Cute as crocodile:love: :love:Smart as donkey:love: :love:Active as turtle:love: :love:Fit as hippo:love: :love:Matured as monkey:love: :love:Sincerity like dog:love: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :heart:No doubt you are my best friend:dance2: [b][color=#c20000][size=18] ☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ :hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee: [/b][/size][/color][color=#2746ff][size=18] :rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. [/b][/size][/color][color=#b1acef][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. [/b][/size][/color][color=#555555][size=18] :rofl:SMILE:rofl: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:YAWN:rofl: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. [/b][/size][/color][color=#ffc602][size=18] :rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl: The name men give to their mistakes. [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. [/b][/size][/color][color=#d8d3bc][size=18] :rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:BOSS:rofl: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. [/size][/color][color=#c20000][size=18] :rofl:DOCTOR:rofl: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000]Don't worry about hard times, because most of the beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00] Change and mistakes are two aspects of life that help us to become better people. Change is the transition from something old into something new, We have to maintain new changes in our lives on a regular basis in order to grow and reach our potential. [/size][/color][color=#c20000] Mistakes are another part of life that are vital to our success. Without making mistakes we won't realize what choices to make later on in life, and if we don't learn from our mistakes we will easily commit the same ones later in life, over and over again until we learn from them. [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00] So... keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly... Don't resist change, and don't be afraid to make a mistake:rofl: Though they may seem difficult:hee: face changes and learn from mistakes! Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them. May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012... [/size][/color][color=#c20000] DesiComments DesiComments Tucmuc ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013... [img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc1/11/157895/157895.gif[/img][img]http://www.desicomments.com/dc3/02/222580/2225801.jpg[/img][img]http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/0ffae35fb10f47e68788e83ff9ee24e2/l.jpg[/img] ╰♡╮:dance2:☆:heart:☆:dance2:╰♡╮ [/b][/size]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ Four candles were talking to each other ♥. . . ♥[img]http://images.ubercomments.com/3/29558.gif[/img]♥. . . ♥ [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] 1st-”I am PEACE, no one needs me” & it went off.. 2nd-”I am FAITH, nobody believes in me” & it went off.. 3rd-”I am LOVE, nobody cares for me” & it went off.. 4th-”I can light the other three'' ...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!... ♥♥[img]http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Occult/BooksCandles/book106.gif[/img][img]http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Occult/BooksCandles/book101.gif[/img]♥♥ [/size][/color][color=#2746ff][size=18] Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. ...but never lose hope... I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing. Stay Blessed... ♥[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/heatherp8/MySpace%20comments/FLIGHT.jpg[/img][img]http://media.beta.photobucket.com/image/hope%20comments/sharonloves/comments/BIRDSANDLADY1.jpg[/img][img]http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/nadusha08_2009/comments/HopeFaithLove.gif[/img]♥ [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] ...S W E E T[img]http://www.magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Goodnight/goodnight12.jpg[/img]D R E A M E S... ╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] ♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! :rofl:Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl: [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” :hee::p:hee: Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst:mad: Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell:hmm::hot::@ :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life…. :D[img]http://i2.tagstat.com/image07/c/8ae0/00ih055z8Hw.jpg[/img]:smile:[img]http://i4.tagstat.com/image07/8/c06c/00np0526c1I.gif[/img]:) [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=18] :smile:SMILING EVENING:D ♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime! [/b][/size][/color]