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shaa0007 13 years ago
Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly… ? . . . . Because . . . If They Were Small Round & White They Would Be ”Aspirins” ;-> Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life’s Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U r In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In d Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further I’ve 2 Listen More Weather Report :p Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. “i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;-> Friends I’m Collecting Quad Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes. Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter. Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ? How do I know if it is pure honey ? Seller : give the dog some honey .. if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey Buyer : what if the dog licks it ? Seller: so it is not a real dog. Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!” A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course. 143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144. Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE 1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in